D G Bm
G A D


[Verse 1]
D           G         Bm
Wanted some speakers, Xbox, and t-shirts
G                   A            D
I've been good like every single day
D            G        Bm
Looked under my tree, my box was empty
G             A          D
Santa made an enemy that day (What the fuck?)
D          G      Bm
Done being jolly, time to be naughty
G                  A             D
Think it's time we settle up the score
D           G         Bm
Fill up the wishlist, let's cause some mischief
G                 A               D
Grab my keys, I'm headin' out the door


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm        A                G
I've been good for way too long
                     F#
Gonna get the shit I want (Ah, ah)


[Chorus]
G               A                    F#
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
                 Bm         A             G
I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck
                   A                      F#
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
N.C.
Santa's banging on the back of the truck
G               A                    F#
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
                 Bm         A             G
I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck
                   A                      F#
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
N.C.
Santa's banging on the back of the truck


[Post-Chorus]
D        G      Bm
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
G           A           D
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
D        G      Bm
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
G           A           D
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


[Verse 2]
D             G   Bm
He's watching TV, he doesn't see me
G              A              D
Go and get the bag out of his sleigh
D            G       Bm
Elves in the kitchen heard the ignition
G                  A            D
Think it's time we make our getaway
D             G      Bm
Chains on the tires, he's right behind us
G                   A               D
Screaming 'cause we stole his magic bag (Get back here)
D             G          Bm
Boots full of lead feet, gas in the Chevy
G             A            D
Hundred-fifty miles on the dash


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm        A                G
I've been good for way too long
                     F#
Gonna get the shit I want (Ah, ah)


[Chorus]
G               A                    F#
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
                 Bm         A             G
I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck
                   A                      F#
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
N.C.
Santa's banging on the back of the truck
G               A                    F#
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want
                 Bm         A             G
I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck
                   A                      F#
This year, put the top on the back of the truck
N.C.
Santa's banging on the back of the truck


[Post-Chorus]
D        G      Bm
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
G           A           D
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
D        G      Bm
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
G           A           D
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la