"Let's go out to the movies!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"Would you liek some cake?"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"Let's eat some salad!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"Perhaps an ice cold beverage?"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!

There's so much in this world that I do hate
It's really quite clear, you see?
I guess that's why I've already sealed my fate
Because it all sounds like a load of dung to me!

"Let's skin the cat!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"It's time to go to bed!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"I love you!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!
"You seem like a nice guy!"
Sounds like a load of dung to me!

There's so much in this world that I do hate
It's really quit clear, you see?
I guess that's why I've already sealed my fate
Because it all sounds like a load of dung to me!
It all sounds like a load of dung to me...
Good god!
It all sounds like a load of dung to me...
That's right!
It all sounds like a load of dung to me...
Last time!
IT ALL SOUNDS...
LIKE A LOAD...
OF DUNG...
TO ME...