Malodorous, I defecate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man answering the greatest riddle of all How much poop is too much poop? About 5 billion of them all! Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground Malodorous, we propagate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man answering the greatest riddle of all How much poop is too much poop? About 5 billion of them all! Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground We will never know peace! I am mesmerized that we are all still living A steaming pile, the human excrement With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest the purulent crud that forms your carbon print Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing You’re all connaiseurs of rot Malodorous, we propagate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man answering the greatest riddle of all How much poop is too much poop? About 5 billion of them all! Are you unhappy?