(intro 4x)   E G E A E D E

D        E
   If you're           havin' trouble with the high school head,
    he's givin' you the blues,

D    E
       you wanna graduate but not in 'is bed,
    here's what you gotta do :
D    E
      Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime,
     D         E                 D     E            D
    just ring     three six two,      four three six  0,
E
    I lead a life of crime!

 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                D     E
dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                             D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,
                               D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

    D   E
          You got problems in your life of love
    you got a broken heart,
D   E
       he's double dealin' with your best friend,
    that's when the tear drops start, fella.
D   E                     D         E
      Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call,
D   E                  D   E
      come right in,           forget about him,
D   E                       D  E
       we'll have ourselves a ball!

 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                D     E
dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                             D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,
                               D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

       D     E
   If you       got a lady, and you want her gone,
    but you ain't got the guts,
D   E
       she keeps naggin' at you night and day,
    enough to drive you nuts.
D   E                      D         E
       Pick up the phone, leave her alone, it's time you made a stand.
D   E             D         E
       For a fee       I'm happy to be
D   E             D    E
       your back door man. Whoo

 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                D     E
dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
 A               G      A
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
 E                             D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,
                               D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.
 E                             D     E
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,
                               D     E
dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

E                  G   E          A  E              E    D     E
    Concrete shoes,       cyanide,       T. N. T., done dirt cheap
E              G  E          A  E                    E   D      E
    Neck ties,      contracts,        high voltage, done dirt cheap

     E           G   E    A  E     E    D     E
    Dirty deeds,                   done dirt cheap.(4x)