Ouch I'm in love
I've been bitten by the bug
It won't belong before I come down
With measles or the mumps
A fever for her touch
It happens pretty much every time she's around
Might as well be struck by cupids arrow
Chances of survival are lookin' pretty narrow

Ouch I'm in love
Been bitten by the bug
I'm turning in tapping out
She bit me ouch!
Ouch I'm in love
Yeah yeah yeah
Been bitten by the bug
Yeah yeah yeah

Man I've been slammed
By a ten pound hammer
It hearly knocked me off my feet
I'm gonna need some rest
To sleep would be best
To add to the stress
She haunts my dreams
When she walks in I'm overheated
When she leaves I'm swear freezing

Crouched in the corner
Looking all fetal
The doctor's coming at me with a nine inch needle

Been bitten by the bug
Well I'm in love
Been bitten by the bug