[Intro] Dm  C  F 
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Dm                C       F   C
These are the reasons I drink
               Bb               C                       F   C
The reasons I tell everybody I'm fine even though I am not
Dm              C         F
These are the reasons I overdo it
C             Bb                  C                      F        C
I have been working since I can remember, since I was single digits
Dm         C               F    C
Now, even though I've been busted
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I don't know where to draw the line 'cause that groove has gotten 
     F   Bb
So deep

C                Dm       Bb           F
And nothing can give reprieve like they do
   C            Dm       Bb 
Nothing can give a break for this soldier like they do

Dm        Bb
Here we are
F             C              Dm            Bb       F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm         Bb
One more hit
F              C           Dm         Bb       F     C
It feels so helpful in my need for respite oh oh oh oh

    Dm   Bb      F  C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh 

Dm              C          F
And here are the reasons I eat
C         Bb                  C                       F   C
Reasons I feel everything so deeply when I'm not medicated
           Dm       C             F         C
And so that's it, I am buying a Lamborghini
                         Bb           C             F       Bb
To make up for these habits, to survive this sick industry

    C        Dm       Bb             F
Nothing can give reprieve like they do
   C         Dm         Bb  
Nothing can give me a break from this torture like they do

Dm      Bb
Here we are
F             C              Dm           Bb          F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm         Bb
One more sip
F             C           Dm              Bb            F    C
It feels so helpful in my need for some long overdue respite

      Dm   Bb   F  C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh 

Dm                  C       Bb                         F  C
And these are the reasons I don't even think I would quit
Dm                  C       Bb                   F   C
And these are the reasons I can't even see straight and
Dm                 C         Bb                       F
And these are the ones whom I know it so deeply affects
              Bb                C
And I am left wondering how I would function without it

Dm       Bb
Here we are
F             C               Dm           Bb       F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm        Bb
One more rip
F         C                Dm              Bb  F  C
I go from one lilipad to another to stay lit

      Dm   Bb   F    C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm   Bb   F    C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm   Bb   F   C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm   Bb   F
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh