Cameron Diaz

Alcoholocaust

A bunch'a white boys, ain't got no bling-bling
'cuz Cristal sucks, man, we only drink Yuengling
i take a step back with my two left feet
i dance like a spaz and i can't keep a beat
'cuz i'm white, ch'all, that's right, ch'all
first class honkey in a second class world
get it up, get it down, party in my trailer - a 12-pack 
minimum with styrofoam container
it's mighty white, this world that we're livin' in
vanilla is the flavor and that's how i'm chillin', i'm a 
cracker
he goes good with wine and cheese
so slide over, baby, take a bite outta me
i'm a master cracker of honkeytown, yeah i'm gettin' high 
while i'm gettin' down
i'm a wasp in distress, a picture of excess, down with 
whitey is what i stress
'cuz i live in a white world, live in a white house, that 
damn white picket fence - i'm original white bread, got all
 the cool fans
i'm the ultimate anglo man
(smoothe vanilla world) i got all the good jobs
(smoothe vanilla world) buy me baby a boob job
i ain't no high-class pimp in a double wide trailer
mama needs some meth, so man, bet you could nail'er
i'm a tasty pop tart, i'm a rice crispy treat, we're the 
mashmellow cream that you love to eat
'cuz we're white, ch'all, that's right, ch'all, so fuckin' 
white that it's painful
white trash, low class, somewhere in the middle
i'm a country boy but i don't play the fiddle - my corn 
liquor's strong, i put it in my bong - the white lightning 
haze keeps me rockin' for days 'cuz it's a smoothe vanilla 
world that we're livin' in
bein' white is original sin
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chorus

(Skip's rap, you figure it out)
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