D
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Go!

( D  D  G  A )
( D  D  A  A )
( D  D  G  A )
( E  A  A  A  D )

Bm
For thirty odd years
      D
I have lived with this curse
   G                 A
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
   Bm                   D
By a witch doctor from over the seas
     G                A
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
   Bm                D
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
  G                    A
An endless tirade of four letter words
   Bm                   D
I lash out in anger at all in my way
    G                     A            A A A
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

( D  D  G  A )
( D  D  A  A )
( D  D  G  A )
( E  A   A  D )
( D  D   A  D )

Fuck you!

Bm                     D
Long I have waited to have my revenge
G                            A
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Bm                      D
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
G                              A
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Bm                             D
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
G                              A
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Bm                                  D
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
G                            A              A A A
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse

D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A                      B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A           B         E   B   E
You're all cunts so fuck you all

[Final] E  B  E