This is the tale, of a world gone wrong
A history without a song
The threads of meaning lost to me
We're blind to what we cannot see

Aeons ago when the ancients ruled
Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule
But then the damn pirates came along and said
Yo ho ho
You're fucking dead!

Now your world's crashing down
Only one can survive
It's time you woke up
And realized

We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
Fuck you!

Sailing the seas of the distant past
We're on a quest to kick your ass
With cannonfire and battlecry
Your mighty legacy will die

The blood of Blackbeard in our veins
We're bringing slaughter, death and pain
There's no escape, tonight you're screwed
'Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew

Across the seven seas
For a thousand years
We're your greatest wish
We're your darkest fear

We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
Fuck you!

We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
Fuck you!