Be an Arab, be a Jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care

Be a bleeder, be a Cancer
Be a hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Oh, what a pair!

(He's a model citizen)
I think I've got them fooled again
(He's an ultra-sweetie guy)
And the master of disguise
(He's a model citizen)
Just keep believing that, my friends
I'm a model citizen

(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
I'm an All-American

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep
(In the heart of Texas)

I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist
I might be the savior here to save us all
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis
(Casually)

(He's a model citizen)
I think I've got them fooled again
(He's an ultra-sweetie guy)
I won't let down my disguise
(He's a model citizen)
Just keep believing that, my friends
I'm a model citizen

(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
I'm an All-American

(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
(I'm a model citizen)
I'm an All-American