D                               Bm
Billie I wonder why are we insane
         G                         A
Will we ever get better, Will we stay the same
 G                  G,Gmaj7,G6,Gmaj7,G
Billie I'm worried

 D                                 Bm
Millie don't worry, No one knows our pain
          G                  A
Being in love is crazy not alone that way
 G                      D     G D
I know you're worried today

chorus:
G                           D
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone
     E7sus4        E7      A7sus4        A7
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
G                           D          F#m7  Bm    G A
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Verse 2:
D                        Bm
Billie my mind seems to wander
     G                    D
To events of a night long ago
  G                     D
Driving alone with our guilt well concealed
        Em            G   A7sus4,A
In the trunk of your '68   Olds

D                               Bm
Millie our world's an asylum
           G                               D
And our minds like you say ain't that straight
     G                        D
But you know and I know our passion's
     Bm                   G
Not deformed it's true to say
                        A      Asus2,A
We'll love our lifetime

chorus:
G                           D
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone
           E7sus4    E7          A7sus4    A7
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
G                           D          F#m7 Bm    D,A
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Bridge:
Bm                      F#m7
Billie I dream of our children
            G                           D
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
       Bm                     F#m7
And I don't want them growing inside me
              Bm            E           A7sus4  A
They're no price for the love that we have

(G)       (D)        (G)       (D)
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane
Oh Millie oh Billie

interlude:  Dm  C  Dm/B  x2

    D                       Bm
Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory
     G                       D
The night that it had to be done
G                            D
You with your pick axe and scissors
    Em             G        A7sus4,A
And you with your shovel and gun

    D                          Bm
And I liked your late husband Donald
          G                  D
But such torture his memory brings
G                                 D
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
     A7sus4          E7        A7
Guess love makes you do funny things
G         D          G          D
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane
G          D
Oh Millie oh Billie