Beautiful Female Seeking Long Lost Friend

hello, hello, how are you feeling?
i know, i know, why are you hitting me? i haven't seen your
 face in a million years, and you know you still look 
better than me. oh, here we go, let's get this started. 
catch up to me, you're behind a year or two. i'll write you
 an e-mail, or i'll write you a love song entitled 
beautiful female seeking long lost friend. uh-oh, oh no, 
i've got this feeling. oh no, uh-oh, what are you telling 
me? you never wanna see my face again, or maybe you're just
 trying to say "hello, hello, you're what i'm missing, i 
know, i know, you were my everything." but i just wanna 
drive you home, and maybe talk for an hour or two. and i 
don't care what your sister said.