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Nobody knows everything 
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We know this to be true 
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Everything is difficult 
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Except what's in front of you 
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But it's complicated even under your nose 
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Bullshit math equations 
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And your highs and your lows 
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And your manic depression 
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It comes and it goes 
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Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts 
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And you're in fight-or-flight mode 

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How's the world so small when the world is so large? 
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And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge?  
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Everything is real but it's also just as fake 
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From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake 
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And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes 
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Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts
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And you're in fight or flight 
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You're in fight or flight 
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You're in fight or flight mode 

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I've tried to know which words to sing so many times 
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And I've tried to know which chords to play 
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And I've tried to make it rhyme 
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And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in 
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And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din 
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But there's a bad man in everyone
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No matter who we are 
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There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts 
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Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too 
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There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you 

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So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
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People love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind 
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In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson 
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The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die 
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In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson
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They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face 
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So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson 
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You live in an unforgiving place

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