The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving

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The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
            A
Played his final game tonight
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Emburdened by his loneliness
    A
He wanted to feel alive
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His laziness built the pyramids and his
 E        B    A
Solitude was a knife
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The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
            A     B      E
Played his final game tonight