Biggest Little Prick In The Union

I removed my foreskin to interfere with procedure
I tied one end of the rope to the tip of my prick and the 
other, to the exhaust of my girlfriend's car
 "hey" I said "put the peddle to the metal" my girlfriend 
said I should unionize my dick and all you women must pay 
dues to get a lick now that I've improved the 1st step of 
the procedure
 I've got a messy, messy, messy girlfriend and I've got to 
wrap duct tape around my cock just to keep it to