Chords: 
A       (577655)
F#      (244322)
F       (133211)

E       (022100)
F#      (244322)
D       (557775)
F       (133211)

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B-------------------------|
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D-----5-5-2---------------|  x4
A-0-3---------------------|
E--------------22--1-111--|


A                      F#     F
There's always somebody taller
                A
With more of a wit
                       F#     F         
And he's equipped to enthrall her
                        A
And her friends think he's fit
                       F#     F
And you just can't measure up no
                 A
You don't have a prayer
                       F#     F
Wishing you had made the most of her
                E
When she was there


E
They've got engaged
F#
No intention of a wedding
D
He's pinched your bird
F
And he'd probably kick your head in


A                 D
Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
A                 D
You're better off without her anyway
A                    D
You said you wasn't sad to see her go
A                 D
Oh no

A                        F#     
He might be one of those boys
   F                A
That's all pretty and vain
                      F#     
Likes to go in the sunbed
     F               A
And stays out of the rain
                           F#     
So that he don't get his hair wet
   F                A
You wouldn't want that
                          F#     
At least he hasn't got a Nova
F               
Or a Burberry hat

E
They've got engaged
F#
No intention of a wedding
D
He's pinched your bird
A
And he'd probably kick your head in

A               D
Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
A                     D
You're better off without her anyway
A                    D               A
You said you wasn't sad to see her go
    D
Of course you were

guitar 1
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guitar 2
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|-----5-7---7----------------------------7--------|
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|-7-7-5-7------------------7---------------7-7----------------|
|----------------------------------------------------7-5------|
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A                              F#     
Have you heard what she's been doing?
F               A
Never did it for me
                         F#     F
He picks her up at the school gates
                A
At twenty past three
                         F#     
She's been with all the boys
   F       
But never went very far
A                      F#     
She wagged English and Science
 F                    
Just to go in his car


E
They've got engaged
F#
No intention of a wedding
D
He's pinched my bird
F                             E
And he'd probably kick my head in, oh
                   F#
Now the girls have grown
          D               F
But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways


A               D
Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
A                    D
You're better off without her anyway
A                   D               A
You said you wasn't sad to see her go
        D                         A
But I'm only pretending, you know
           D                   A
Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know
           D              A
Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know
        D                 A   
Oh I'm only pretending, you know
        D                 A