This is a quite complicated version of "From the Ritz to the Rubble"
Guitar 1 is Alex Turner's and guitar 2 James Cook's

JAMES RIFF:

e|--7-5-----------------------|
B|------7-5-7---------------5-|
G|------------4---4-7-4---4---|
D|--------------7-------7-----|
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

INTRO:

Guitar 1:
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         Last night these two bouncers
Guitar 1:           Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         and one of them's alreight the other one's a scary'un
Guitar 1:       d                 em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         His way or no way totalitarian
Guitar 1:       Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         He's got no time for you looking or breathing
Guitar 1:              d
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         How he don't want you too
Guitar 1:       em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         So step out the queue
Guitar 1:                Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         He makes examples of you
Guitar 1:
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         And there's nowt you can say
Guitar 1:       d                            em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         You hardly go through to the bit where you pay
Guitar 1:               Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         And you realise then that it's finally the time
Guitar 1:          d                em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         To walk back past 10000 guys in the line
Guitar 1:                  Bm
Guitar 2:                  JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Guitar 1:       d                               em
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         He's still in your brain you've got something to prove
Guitar 1:                  Bm
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Guitar 1:       d
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         Why can't they be pleasant?
Guitar 1:       em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         Why can't they have a laugh?
Guitar 1:       Bm
Guitar 2:       JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         He's got his hand in your chest
Guitar 1:
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         He wants to give you a duff
Guitar 1:       d                                 em
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         And secretly I think they want it all to kick off
Guitar 1:                 Bm
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
Guitar 1:       d
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         It's just something to talk about
Guitar 1:       em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         A story to tell ya

VERSE 1
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|-------------------2-4-2-4-|
D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
Guitar 2:
                                e|-------------------|
                                B|-------------------|
                                G|-4--2--------------|
                                D|-------4--2---2--0-|
                                A|-------------------|
                                E|-------------------|
                                Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|-------------------2-4-2-4-|
D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
Guitar 2:
                                e|-------------------|
                                B|-------------------|
                                G|-4--2--------------|
                                D|-------4--2---2--0-|
                                A|-------------------|
                                E|-------------------|
to fate                         I said a thousand million things that I could never say
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|-------------------2-4-2-4-|
D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
Guitar 2:
                                e|-------------------|
                                B|-------------------|
                                G|-4--2--------------|
                                D|-------4--2---2--0-|
                                A|-------------------|
                                E|-------------------|
this morning                    Got too deep but how deep is
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|-------------------2-4-2-4-|
D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|
tooo deep

VERSE 2
Guitar 1:       Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         This town's a different town today
Guitar 1:       d                     em                           Bm
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         This town's a different town to what it was last night
Guitar 1:                                        d     em
Guitar 2:
Lyrics:         You couldn't have done that on a Sunday
Guitar 1:       Bm
Guitar 2:       JAMES RIFF-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         That girl's a different girl today
Guitar 1:       d                    em                         Bm
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         I said that girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night
Guitar 1:                                       d       em
Guitar 2:       -->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->-->
Lyrics:         You couldn't have done that on a Sunday Of course not

VERSE 1
Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning
Got too deep but how deep is tooo deep

BRIDGE
Bm  d  em  x2

Bm
Last night what we talked about
d               em
It made so much sense
            Bm
But now the haze has ascended
                       d       em
It dun't make no sense anymore
Bm
Last night what we talked about
d               em
It made so much sense
            Bm
But now the haze has ascended
                       d       em
It dun't make no sense anymore, Oh!

SOLOS
Guitar 1 (played slidey):
A|-2-12-9-7-5-12-14-12-9-12-9-7-5-7-2-12-9-7-5-12-14-12-9-12-14-17-19
Guitar 2: Bm  d em x4

Guitar 1: Bm  d em  x2
Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF

Guitar 1: Bm  d em  x2
Guitar 2: JAMES RIFF
LYCIRS:   Da da dada Da da dada dadada Da da dada

 - Chom