I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber than a tree, I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat. (He's a shark, he's a shark,) I was swimming in the ocean, (He's a shark, he's a shark,) I got picked up by a boat. A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park, And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark. Billy, the themepark shark, Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head. Billy, the themepark shark, He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed. The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy, Now it means that it's time to clean the pool... I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm swimming in a pool, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I don't have to fight for food, I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan. Who has a dental plan. (He's a shark, he's a shark,) And I'm a big attraction. (He's a shark, he's a shark,) They love to watch me jump, I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale, At least until the owners think they need a killer whale. Billy, the themepark shark, Jumping out football nets suspended overhead, Billy, the themepark shark, He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, But I'm not in my natural habitat, He's fat and old and lazy, But I'm happy you're here. I really hope these activists don't free Billy, Cuz out there in the wild, I'd be dead. The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy, Now it means that it's time to clean the pool. Billy, the themepark shark Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head, Billy, the themepark shark, He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead. Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo. Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) The poster fish of tourism Iowa!