Here we go yup, yup, I know
You ain't never seen it done like this before
Long hair, blue eyes yes, yes, I flow
Yes, I sing plus I bring the lil' beats that be
Sizzlin' man like bacon grease
Back when I had short hair they called me Jason Priestley
But time passed, I had to mature
You see I'm tryin' to be the next Ashton Kutcher
Mock my style, I dare get you
Watch me pop right out of your stereo
I spit more rounds then a merry go
I flip more sounds then a karaoke machine
B-Team this has been my dream
Since back when Al Green was lean, my scheme
My plot, rise the top as one of the best
I'm tryin' to be the white Kanye West, you heard me?
That was a joke in case you didn't get it
I'm one in a million custom fitted
If you ain't with it than hit the exit
Don't disrespect this, I'll leave you breathless
Go on, hey DJ play that funky song
That I like but I can't recall the name
I think it goes like 'la, da, da, da, da, da, da, da'
By some guy named B. Reith, yeah
I think that was his name, play that funky song
It's messed when they can't say your name right
B. Reeth, B. Right, naw B. Reith
Hear the T-H at the end like
Thank you for saying it wrong again
What do I gotta do to get some respect 'round here
Start frontin' like I'm crazy and throwin' round chairs
Would you quit tellin' people that I'm from Brown Deer
Really man, what you tryin' to do, kill my career?
It's bad enough they didn't put my name on the roster
They're trying to say that I'm a J.C. Chavez impostor
What? Where's my manager? Wait that's me
At times like these I wish I had a fake ID
So I tell the bouncer, "Hey, where's the bathroom?
It's an emergency, dude, I'll be back soon"
Sneak to the stage, hand my CD to the DJ
Tell him when I cue him, hit play, ready?
Go on, hey DJ play that funky song
That I like but I can't recall the name
I think it goes like 'la, da, da, da, da, da, da, da'
By some guy named B. Reith, yeah
I think that was his name, play that funky song
Play that, play, play that funky song