Baby your as faithful as my '82 Datsun 310 You told me that our love would never end You always said you'd never stop varying for me Your sickening words of love made me want to flee You change your mind all of the time I'd rather change my tires than hang around with liars Love is a cracked head gasket All of the pieces fit in a basket Baby your love only went so far Now all I have is this bloody old car Women did you think all those dates we had were free You left me with nothing but my misery Your Juvenile ways really made me want to yak Even if you gave me five bucks, I wouldn't take you back