This is probably one of the best songs ever.  It must be played very loud, drunk  
And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).   
All the D's and Em's are strummed once each time throughout the entire song. 

Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are). 

Intro- 
G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9 

Verse1- 
D                      Em 
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town, 
D                   Em 
His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town, 
D                           Em 
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends, 
D                                     Em    
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless 
                                      G,Cadd9
entry for all the best of his friends, 

Refrão -------------

 G 
Well I've got this friend of mine  
Cadd9 
And he might be a little Jewish everybody's mind 
A                      D 
All I got to say about that  
Silent                  G,Cadd9
Is I don't Fucking mind 
G,Cadd9

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Verse2- 
D                       Em 
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map 
D                         Em 
But I'll bet you'll know, that guy who wears that little green hat, 
D                          Em 
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too 
D                         Em 
And you can bet your ass, you'll be seeing his big shit 
             G,Cadd9
kicking shoes, 

Chorus- 

Verse3- 
D                            Em 
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror 
D                  Em 
And I tell myself, just how much more fucking queer, 
D                            Em 
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D           Em      
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his  
     G,Cadd9
skin, 

Chorus- 
                                                  G              Cadd9    G                  
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9 
mine anymore 
G                      Cadd9 
But he might just be a friend with you, 
G  
All I got to say about Jeffcoat  
Cadd9                G,Cadd9          
Is he's a fuckin Jew,