Give me another drink Mr. Bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick yer dick in a blender
Coz I, oh I, I'm gonna drink til I die
I'm gonna drink til I die

All I want to do is drink as much as I can
That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band
Coz I, oh I, I'm gonna drink til I die

Lager makes me happy, vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal drinking driving alcohol machine
Listen to me drinking, drinky, drinky, drink.
Listen to me when I go Bleuuuuuuugh!

I get up in the morning, drink a bottle of gin
40 pints of lager and a babycham
Coz I, oh I, I'm gonna drink til I die
I'm gonna drink til I die