Tabbed by David Bédard-Barrette, McGill University, Canada, March 2002
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King of The Hill Soundtrack, but you can now find this song on the Ladies'
Greatest Hits. No capo and standard tuning. Any corrections are welcome !


Album: Disc 1: Their Greatest Hits 1991-2000 & King Of The Hill Soundtrack
Composers: Ed Robertson/Steve Page
Version: Album version

CHORDS AND RIffS

Riff 1             Riff 2         Riff 3

e--------------    ----5-7-8---   ---------------------------
B--------------    ----5-7-8---   ---------------------------
G--------------    ------------   ---------------------------
D----5h6-------    ------------   --5h6---5-6---5-6---5-6---- 
A--7----0-5-7--    ------------   ------0-----0-----0-----0--
E--------------    ------------   ---------------------------

Riff 4       Riff 5                   Riff 6

e---------   -----------------------  --10-10-10-10-10-10-9----------
B---------   --9-9-9-9-9-9-7--------  ----------------------12-10-9--
G--1-1-1--   ----------------9-8-6--  -------------------------------
D--2-2-2--   -----------------------  -------------------------------
A--2-2-2--   -----------------------  -------------------------------
E---------   -----------------------  -------------------------------


CHORDS

     E  Badd9 Asus2  E7  C#m   A    B  G#

e----0----2-----0----0----4----5----2---4---
B----0----2-----0----0----5----5----4---4---
G----1----4-----2----1----6----6----4---5---
D----2----4-----2----0----6----7----4---6---
A----2----2-----0----2----4----7----2---6---
E----0----X-----0----0----x----5----X---4---

Intro
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1st Verse
---------

Riff 1
Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend
Riff 1
I'm trin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees
Riff 2
I try to be cool and give her space
Riff 2
But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Riff 1
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.

Chorus
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E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
       Asus2 E
If you play along

2nd verse
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Riff 1
Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
Riff 1
When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
Riff 2
Whatever could they want from me
Riff 2
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
Riff 1
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.

Chorus
------
E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
          Asus2    E
This won't hurt at all

E                Badd9
Everybody get in line
Asus2              E
Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
       Asus2    E  
If you just lay off

Bridge
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C#m       A         E        B     (Riff 5)
Dictate a memo to myself
C#m            A            E               B
Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health
C#m        A              E               B
Consult contemporaries if there's some to see
C#m          A          G#            A         Badd9
There really isn't anyone who's in my league


3rd Verse
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Riff 1
Every night at Elaine's someone thinks they have to find beyond me
Riff 1              Riff 4                Riff 1
I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van
Riff 2
Everyone says I'm looking great
Riff 2
Riff 1                                                    Riff 1 (accelerated)
I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to the man

Chorus
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E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
          Asus2    E      (Riff 6)
This won't hurt at all

Final
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E                Badd9
Everybody get in line
Asus2              E
Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
            Asus2
If you just lay
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
            Asus2
If you just lay
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
           Asus2   E
If you just lay off

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