Pulling down her pants Yanking off my own Underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan Oh! Heather's hot, heather's hot And we'll go all the way I wish I could see her naked I wish I could see her naked I wish I could see her naked And down on all fours Ted has a little sister Gets hotter every day And if I ever meet her with Her boobies I will play! Everybody! Sister, sister, sister!