I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed I eat soup, I sip tea I'm taking vitamin C but it doesn't help me I still sniff, I still sneeze I'm coughin' pretty often and I also wheeze I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed I can't sing, I can't talk I'm so busy, but I'm dizzy, can't even walk I'm a mess I guess My head is hot, got congestion in my chest I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed Listen please! I'm diseased It's no thrill being ill I can hardly breathe I need a doctor I'll take a vet I need a shot and a pot and don't forget I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed I'm so weak I can't speak I need a cure for sure or I'll be sick a week I've got aches I've got pains I'm bloated and coated with spots and stains I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed I've thrown up I'm so frail I'd try to stand up but I know I'd fail My eyes water, my ears ring I'm out of breath, close to death and weakening I got snot, I got phlegm I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them I sit still, I get rest I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed