The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets So if you walk into your house and she's cutting up your mother She's only trying to tell you that she loves you like no other No other, she loves you like no other. The only emotions that I know are love and hate And she's chopping & she's changing & it's making you afraid I said close your eyes and imagine that I'm nice She'll kiss you or she'll kill you but you'll just have to wait Because some things that I do make you go blue And something that you said made me go red The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubt And if she fears your intentions she will cut you out So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist Just pass her the carving knife, if that's what she insists Insists, if that's what she insists A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart I'd love to hate you, like I love you and just tear your dreams apart I said close your eyes and imagine that I'm nice Cupid's arrow looking more like Cupid's poisoned dart Because some things that I do make you go blue And something that you said made me go red Because some things that I do make you go blue And something that you said made me go red The perfect kiss is dry as sand and doesn't take your breath The perfect kiss is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death Is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death Is with the boy that you've just stabbed to death