F#
I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress

There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning
B        A#m                 G#m
How do I get there? How do I get there?

I don't do drugs
                             F#
All my friends are on their holidays

F#
I go outside, it's not so bad

I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that
B                 A#m
The girls were holding hands
                 G#m
The girls are holding hands

Don't be a fool
                          F#
It's 1995, the girls are just friends

C#         B          A#m
They got the drugs I could use

But then I don't need any
C#         B          A#m
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
B                         F#
How will I get one? I don't know
B                        F#
How will I get one? I don't know
B                        F#          C#
How will I get her to strike a pose?

F# 
It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus

I saw my friend when she's finished working
B                  A#m                 
Get some fish and chips
              G#m
What's on the box?
                           F#
Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox

F#
You see the boy/girl's at the bar

Everyone thinks she's really ugly
 B         A#m               G#m
But I shut my eyes But I shut my eyes
                       F#
And the star of it is Photo Jenny

C#         B          A#m
They got the drugs I could use

But then I don't need any
C#         B          A#m
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
B                         F#
How will I get one? I don't know
B                        F#
How will I get one? I don't know
B                        F#          C#
How will I get her to strike a pose?