Intro
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Howard drives a minivan with the cruise ships from Ft. Lauderdale
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And it's been that way since 1994
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Does his business on a flip phone with the most obnoxious ringtone
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I didn't ask but I can tell he's from New York
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And he spoke proudly of his daughter and that this fall she'd be in college 
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And that he always wished he'd gotten his degree
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You can tell he came from nothing, built a future out of hustling
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And somehow I'm the one you people pay to see

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Oh isn't that just the way it goes
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated
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Oh how am I the only one who knows 
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I'm half the man of the men who drive me places

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Danny showed up early fifteen minutes till five thirty
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Making sure that I'd be on my morning flight
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He said he'd love to fix computers, but that he can't until he's fluent
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So he spends his driving money taking class at night
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He wore a neatly ironed dress shirt and he helps his kids with homework
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And deep inside I couldn't help but ask myself
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Why that at night I'm up on stage, everybody knows my name
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While Danny's early picking up somebody else

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Oh isn't that just the way it goes
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated
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Oh how am I the only one who knows 
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I'm half the man of the men that drive me places

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And now everything's not given, I work hard to make my living
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But I'll give credit where I think credits due
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Maybe you got dealt a good hand
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Maybe you play it the best that you can
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But I don't know how far you'd walk without those cards
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In Howard and Danny's working shoes

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But that's just the way it goes
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated
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Oh how am I the only one who knows 
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I'm half the man of the men that drive me places