Annie

Annie from brighton once ordered a steak weighing nine and 
a quarter pounds
The butcher, he said: Will you take it, ma’am, or shall I 
send it ‘round?
She said: No, I just want to look at it, ‘cause I’ve been 
dieting like a chump
And that’s what I’ve lost, and I just want to see what it 
looks like in one lump

Agatha’s passion was baked beans, it’s a meal that she 
always enjoys
But she’s heard if you eat too many, you might make an 
embarrassing noise
Now, she eats more than ever, enough to make all of you 
sick
And she washes it down with pineapple juice, ‘cause she 
likes hawaiian music
But I sit here quietly singing, with my guitar on my knee
For no matter who calls or whatever befalls, nothing 
worries me