She's blonde, I'm not
I know you think she's hot
By all standards, she's a perfect ten, it's true
She's your living dream
Off the pages of a magazine
Probably, a better than me for you

But I've got a sexy personality
Not a size two
Don't have big boobs
But I've been told I'm kind of funny
(Yeah, I made that up)

Just don't give in to the stereotype
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
Just take a chance on a girl like me

She's a piece of work
No one should have that much perk
Oh, so classy while she's dancing on the bar
While I read Keats and Poe
And as far as looks go
No one's run away from me in fear so far

'Cause I've got a bangin' set of listening skills
I know how to bake
Well just the box kind of cake
But I think it still tastes pretty good
Especially funfetti
(What? It's delicious)

Just don't give in to the stereotype
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
Just take a chance on a girl like me

Baby, you should be with me
Oh, I could give you fifty reasons
Face it all she'll ever give you is
Venereal diseases
You'll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie
But in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy

So don't give in to the stereotype
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could kick that skank whore's fake tanned ass
Just take a chance on a girl like me