Well, I always heard but I ain't too sure That a man's best friend is a mangy cur I kinda favor the hog myself How about a hand for the hog Ya say, a hog ain't nothin' but a porky thing Little forked feet with a nosey ring Pickle them feel folks How about a hand for the hog If you took a notion I'll bet A good hog would moke a hell of a pet You could teach him to ride and hunt You could clean him up and let him sit up front In the scheme of things the way things go You might get bit by the old Fido But not by the gentle, porker friend. How about a hand for the hog A feller and a hog had a comedy act The feller was terrible as a matter of fact That hog was o funny sucker though How about a hand for the hog If you took a notion I'll bet you could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette Well, it might take a little bit of time But hell, what's time to a hog Well, the way I see it, it looks like this Either you ain't or either you is A true blue lover of the swine, folks How about a hand for the hog