What's that strange creature I see speeding on my highway Ain't no Jaguar Thunderbird that that's a roadrunner bird I go see if I can catch them go see if I can catch one of her tailfeathers chorus I got a stack of dynamite and a hundred ton weight I got TNT birdseed to use as my bait I got a blunderbuss contraption and a sherman tank I got cannon ball fuel injected rollerskates so little road runner let me put you straight chorus guitar break I got a catapult system that just can't be beat I got 6 foot bedsprings tied to both of my feet I got a tommy powered cadillac built just for speed so little roadrunner I got every single thing that a coyote needs chorus guitar break