I left school and hit the high street, had my youth in 6 weeks flat Topshop, doves and Glastonbury, learned to be a secretary. Chorus: If I can't have it, nobody can You follow the instructions it's all part of the plan When you start as you mean to go on Lets get married, lets have children, split up when we're 22 Cut our losses, screw our bosses, get out while we're still young. Repeat Chorus Paradise often falls apart Home improvements, for amusement, smash this place to smithereens, Don't forget to pay the premiums, go abroad and leave the gas on. Repeat Chorus When you start as you mean to go on When you start as you mean to go on