So many wagons : they have cut that good road down
And the girl I love : her mama don't want me around

Baby I can't drink whiskey : but I'm a fool about my homemade wine
Ain't no sense in leaving Dallas : they makes it there all the time

These here women want these men : to act like some boxer dog
Grab a pick and shovel : and roll from sun to sun

I got a girl for Monday Tuesday : Wednesday Thursday Friday too
I'm going to sweeten up on Saturday : what are the women through the week going to do

Don't look for me on Sunday : I want to take pigmeat to Sunday school
She's a fine looking fair brown : but she ain't never learned Lemon's rule