intro - G Em Bm D

G     Em              Bm
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
D
In the ham wallet
G       Em             Bm
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
D
With the lap rocket
G      Em             Bm
Batter dip the cranny ax
D
In the gut locker
G     Em              Bm
Retrofit the pudding hatch (ooh la la)
D
With the boink swatter

C
If i get you in the loop
                             G
when I make a point to be straight with you then
                        D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end

know my intent though
C                          G
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
D
I don't wanna beat around the bush

G       Em      Bm       D
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G       Em      Bm       D
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(G Em Bm D)
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

(C G D)
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

(G Em Bm D)
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(G Em Bm D)
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
G
Pronto