Ask me how do i feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all i can say is
If i were a bell i'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way i just gotta behave,
And if i were a lamp i'd light,
Or if i were a banner i'd wave!

Ask me how do i feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all i can say is
If i were a gate i'd be swinging!

And if i were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if i were a bell
I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do i feel
From this chemistry lesson i'm learning,
Well sir, all i can say is
If i were a bridge i'd be burning!

Well, i knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if i were a duck i'd quack,
Or if i were a goose i'd be cooked!

Ask me how do i feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if i were a salad,
I know i'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if i were a season,
I'd surely be spring,
Yes, and if i were a bell,
Say, if i were a bell,
If i were a bell
I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding!".