I'm a ramrodding daddy: I stays up on main street I keeps my gun loaded: For every good‑looking woman I Meet I'm a ramrodding daddy: Lord my rod is long and slim And every time I load a gun for a woman: You know it's Too tight jim I'm a ramrodding daddy: I rams as I walk along Every time I use my ramrod: I surely will win a home I want all you women: You better bear this in mind A good ramrodding daddy: These days is hard to find When I get to use my ramrod: I sure lord take my time It ain't no other ramrodding daddy: Can put his load Below where I put mine