A E Though it strikes you as seeming a little absurd E A I'm here to announce the end of the world A E It'll happen sometime between now and high noon E A It doesn't give you much time as it's happening real soon A E It'll start with a whimper, it'll end with a bang E A It'll leave a big hole where we could have sang [Chorus] A This is the end E The end of the world E For five thousand years A You must surely have heard A E Nostradamus and Jesus and Buddah and Me E We said it was coming A Now just wait and see [Verse] A E So everyone outside look up at the sky E A It's the last time you'll see it so wave it goodbye A E You took it for granted you thought it was free E A Say goodbye to the leaves, the trees, and the sea A E There's nothing more useless than a car that won't start E A But it's even more useless at the end of the world [Chorus] A This is the end E The end of the world E For five thousand years A You must surely have heard A E Nostradamus and Jesus and Buddah and Me E We said it was coming E A And now wait and see