Ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
oh, that's the woody woodpecker song
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
yeah, he's a-peckin' it all day long
He pecks a few holes in a tree to see
if a redwood's really red
and it's nothing to him, on the tiniest whim
to peck a few holes in your head
Ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
oh, that's the woody woodpecker's tune
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
makes the other woodpeckers swoon
Though it doesn't make sense to the dull and the dense
and the lady woodpeckers long for
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
that's the woody woodpecker song
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Ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
woody woodpecker's serenade
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
on the woodpecker hit parade
Though he can't sing a note, there's a frog in his throat
all his top notes come out blurred
he's the ladies' first choice, with a laugh in his voice
he gives all his rivals the bird
Ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
he'll be settlin' down some day
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
he'll be hearin' the preacher say
For the rest of your life you'll be woody and wife
and the choir will sing along with
ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho!
the woody woodpecker song