C G Well friends you know once I was took in C By a girl with a twinkly eye F But the first time that I wasn't lookin' G C She ran off with a handsomer guy oh my C G But I'm an inventin' type feller C So as soon as my brain got uncurled F I tiptoed right down to my cellar G C And built a mechanical girl [Chorus] C G Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel C Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel F And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil G C She's my ever lovin' machine (Change Key To ?D?) [Verse] D A She's always right there when I need her D And she's very easy to please G And hardly cost nothing to feed her A D Just some water and oil and grease D A She never complains when I stay out all night D She never complains that I ain't rich G And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight A D I just reach out and turn on 'er switch [Chorus] D A Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel D Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel G And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil F D She's my ever lovin' machine (Change Key To ?E?) [Verse] E B She has no trouble makin' her mind up E Cause friends I did not give her a mind A And her heart is a clock that I wind up B E So I know that she'll love me in time E B She always did what she was supposed to E Right up to this evening but then A She had an affair with a toaster B E And they ran off and left me again [Chorus] E B Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel E Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel A And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil B E She's my ever lovin' machine