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The welcome sign is missin' an O from a teenage twelve-gauge shotgun hole 
            C                                       G 
Been on the county's list of things not to fix for 10 years now 
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Nothin' happens in this town 
 
G  
You gotta cross the line to get a drink 'cause this one's dry and that one ain't 
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Yeah you might wind up on a jailhouse bunk but you'll get out 
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Nothin' happens in this town 
 
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Happens every time you turn around 
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We all know Joe coulda gone pro, when he fills your tank he'll tell you so 
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We don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned, the girl next door's 6 months along 
                Em 
Waitin' on a Greyhound 
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That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town  
 
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Last Saturday I guess Sarah got bored 'cause I got further than I got before 
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I ain't supposed to tell but what the hell, I'm sick of how 
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Nothin' happens in this town 
 
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Nothin' happens in this town 

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