We don't have to be mean Not after all the things That I have seen Bullies just end up Brokenhearted Their life smells like someone Is cooking broccoli I feel bad for them I'm sad for them I hope their life turns Out alright But while we waiting See let's have a Pie fight He's Bozo the clown And he's coming to town And he's here to turn That frown upside down Oh, yeah You let your clown out Listen to me A pie fight is fun For the whole family A pie fight It's important Follow all the rules 'Cause breakin' a nose Isn't cool It makes a fool Out of you Launch the pie Don't smoosh it In their face In the place that's safe To get messy Even if you're Dressed dressy Don't use old fashioned Whipping cream It gets flat too fast And smells like bad Use shaving cream And make them scream Pie fight He's Bozo the clown And he's coming to town And he's here to turn That frown upside down Oh, yeah You let your clown out Listen to me A pie fight is fun For the whole family A pie fight It's like throwin' Water balloons Pie fight Like something from one Of my old cartoons You make sure To close your eyes And sign the papers That say Your cool to get hit With a pie And don't be surprised If you realize That you're in a Pie fight You can't believe that It's a pie fight You're in a Pie fight You can't believe that It's a pie fight You're in a Pie fight You're in a pie fight I don't like People that are rude So don't give me Any attitude Pie fights Are meant to fun So now this song Is done Pie fight Game over