You touched down in Paris in your custom private jet A limo to the Marriott for drinks and Crêpes Suzette Seven days at Euro Disney is your idea of bliss An hour at the Louvre so you can check it off your list You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong) All day long (All day long) You came from so far away But you never left Waterloo, IA You missed the point (Missed the point) And all the greasy joints You're headed on to Rome You shoulda just stayed home You're doin' it wrong Go find that old man on the Metro, plays the sweetest violin His little girl has Django down, she can't be more than ten Then wind up in some alley lookin' for a place to crash Spend your last ten euros on some questionable hash You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong) All day long (All day long) You came from so far away But you never left Waterloo, IA You missed the point (Missed the point) And all the greasy joints You're headed on to Rome You shoulda just stayed home You're doin' it wrong I'm not sayin' that I know what it's all about I just hate to see you missin' out You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong) All day long (All day long) You came from so far away But you never left Waterloo, IA You missed the point (Missed the point) And all the greasy joints You're headed on to Rome You shoulda just stayed home You're doin' it wrong You're headed on to Rome You shoulda just stayed home You're doin' it wrong