Is it heavy Is it white Can I stab it with a knife Will it bite Will it scratch Can I strike it with a match Can I shut it Can I lock it Can I fit it in my pocket Can I move it Can I love it Can I hold it Can I shove it Is it round Is it wide Will it know it if I lie Will it bounce Will it roll Do I have to pay a toll Will it fit through a door Can I sit it on the floor Can it run Can it fly Will it swim Will it try Will it hurt Will it burn Is it none of my concern Can I buy it Can I sell it Can I trade it Can I kill it Will it know if I am gone Will it sneeze Will it yawn Is it short Is it tall Will it look good on a wall Can I teach it Will it learn Is it stable Will it turn Can I crash it Can I smash it Can I beat it into ashes Will it growl Will it howl Can I lay it in a pile Can it think - tell the time Is it psychic - read my mind Will it tickle Can it laugh Can I cut it into half Will it die Will it mold Can I leave it in the cold Is it borrowed Is it stolen Is it bruised Is it swollen Is it nasty Is it gross Can I eat it with my toast Is it hot like a coal Does it have a soul Can it tell if I am lying Does it know the world is dying Does it think - have a conscience Does it know that time's upon us Does it read - understand Can I hold it in my hand Will it run if it's mad Does it have a mom and dad Can I drive it Can I fly it Who will know if I try it Is it loud just like thunder Does it look like any other Does it know it is forgiven Can it tell if I have sinned