Just got home from illinois lock the front door oh boy
Got to set down take a rest on the porch
Fascination sets in pretty soon I'm singing
Doot doot doot looking out my back door

Giant doing cartwheels a statue wearing high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
Dinosaur victrola listening to buck owens
Doot doot doot looking out my back door

Memories and elephants are playing in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon doot doo doo
Wondrous apparition provided by magician
Doot doot doot looking out my back door

Memories and elephants are playing in the band
Oot doo doo
Bother me tomorrow today I'll find no sorrow
Doot doot doot looking out my back door

All the trouble is illinois lock the front door oh boy
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
Bother me tomorrow today I'll find no sorrow
Doot doot doot looking out my back door