I'm as weak as a kitten And my brains are filled with glue There's been a fire in my bed And my veins are turning blue. So I look in the mirror - what do I see? I see the face of a monster looking at me He's an evil-looking horror And his skin looks just like mine I'm coming to pieces Panic in room 109 You know? The other day I had a dream 'bout a famous movie star I was in my room watching "Blind Date" with Cilla, When the wall caved in Fuck me! Godzilla! He's got it in for Tokyo He's gonna knock down all the buildings He told me so He does it every Saturday round about closing time Now we're sharing a flat Panic in room 109 Oh what, what, what did I do last night? I said what, what, what did I do last night? Oh, it fills me up with dread, I don't know, it gave me evil dead fright! I don't know what I did but it must've been all right Yeah Godzilla and me don't care, we can handle it fine. Every day we like to have a little panic in room 109