(G Bm C G)
You know it really won't surprise me
if you're a wreck by the age of fourteen
the way you look
the way you look is fine

(G Bm C G)
so often colour coordinated
your sister she's an eighties fan
but that's alright
have I told you so is mine

(Bm C)
you say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
and long for all of them to fall in love with you
               G
but they never do

(G Bm C G)
drinking vodka on the fly
your mother has a watchful eye
so look out kid
she's onto you this time

(G Bm C G)
run away to a bed and breakfast
console yourself with the Reader's Digest
ringing the Yellow Pages all alone

(Bm C)
you say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
and long for all of them to fall in love with you
               G  C
but they never do
               G  D
no they never do

instr. 
(G Bm C G)

(Bm C)
You say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
and long for all of them to fall in love with you
               G  C
but they never do
              G  C
no they never do

(G C )
I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself
I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else

I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself
I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else
about no one else