I'm not the damsel in distress I'm not your best friend or distraught and clueless I'm not like all the rest, just trying to get by Nope! I'm the bad guy All these former humans that you see Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime What am I, souls? They're the bad guy Oh, it's stellar To watch a monster Turn to dust and die Oh, it's thrilling To be the villain I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry 'Cause I'm the bad guy Oh my gosh They're not trying to conquer the underground, so they can rule it They want to destroy it! Man, that's evil Isn't it fantastic? I see something. I slash it! And let me tell you why I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry See, I find genocide rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation I'll erase this entire world and bid you bye bye! Why? Come on, guess! 'Cause you're the bad guy? Well, bad girl. Muahahaha, hahaha, hahaha!