I saw you sneak the bottle
Pretended I was sleepin'
Made sure that you got over
Wherever you've been sleepin'
Watch it hit the bottom

I love it that you're frequent
You're so used to fallin'
And I'm so used to freaking out
Now you'd think I'd get the hang of this
Thought tough love was the way
Then you walked in

I know that you like it there
Center of the universe
But I'm not going anywhere
Where the full volume of words

I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far
But I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far

I wished that I could tell you
But would you even listen?
I know you love the drama
I know you love a witness
Faith in you is makin' a fool of me (I say)
To knock on wood, that wouldn't change a thing

I know that you like it there
Center of the universe
But I'm not going anywhere
Where the full volume of words

I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far
But I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far

I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far
But I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far

I know that you like it there
Center of the universe
But I'm not going anywhere
Where the full volume of words

But I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far
But I'll still drive your getaway car
Honey, we ain't getting that far