We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it We go around the block and we loiter by the Mall The people think we're thugs, so they give the Cops a call Police! We can get away with it cuz it's a Public space Turns out we weren't loitering, just standing in one place I don't wear a suit or a stupid tie I dress with my eyes closed and I still look fly It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog Yeah well you-ah And when I don't have a comeback I can always cry We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby It's called baby fat, that's how my momma likes me I don't need to worry about the calories I ate 'Cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate Too far Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth? Who cares if these fall out, I've got new ones underneath I'm getting tons of loot, 'cuz I look so cute Where are these presents from? It just doesn't compute We don't have to worry about makin' ends meet We just throw things in the buggy That we like to eat 'Cuz when you're still a kid, everything is magic You don't know it yet, life can get pretty tragic We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it We don't have to worry, 'cuz we don't have jobs We can sit around all day and hang out just like slobs We don't freak out about resumes or skills 'Cuz we don't have either, we got no bills We got all the time that we wanna kill What time is it? It's time to chill What do you think you're doing? Just enjoying not having a job Well, you can't stay here Why? Because the sight of freedom hurt your adult feelings? No, kid! You're gonna have to move, because When you're still a kid, being sick is cool Mom gives you hugs, and you don't have to go to school Stay at home, watch TV, all day slackin' off If someone checks on you, just give them a little cough Are you alright? Aww! It's not my fault if I behave like a dummy I do a lot of stupid things, 'cuz I find it funny We don't need an excuse, 'cuz we've got imagination We're using it right now to escape the situation Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things Like being a ninja dentist, or a wizard cop with wings We could fight a shark-bear-gator with a sword made of swords Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards See an underwater castle with a seahorse made of crystals Saving mermaids from shark people using golden laser pistols Plunder the universe in our pirate spaceship Go back in time to teach cavemen how to kick-flip Don't need to worry about our future plans for college Super powers, robot arms, that's a substitute for knowledge It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west And for me to keep hopin' that there's still a chance to grow a chest We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it Come on, let's try that again We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it Mother, what are those two short men doing? I believe they are pretending still be young and cool, dear Ah?